This. Plus, the ProSport's cocking lever will turn your boxers into tight little pink panties and ruin your hands.
Men (real manly men men) shoot Weihrauchs. The name Weihrauch even sounds macho. Air Arms sounds exactly like what it is... Fairy arms, as in little weedy feeble arms. Be a man. Be a Weihrauch man.
The Pro sport design team were a jovial bunch of chaps & chapesses, the pro sport inception board meeting left them in no doubt a truly beautiful icon of spring air rifle glamour existed in form of the BSA airsporter and its slightly newer mercury break barrel version.
Now these folk liked a Drink and Rita found 4 crates of Holstein pills left over from the chrimbo party,
The design meeting began ok the airsporters just the barrel out front the airsporters concealed in the forend cocking lever it was looking super slick, they were getting well down the 2nd crate by the time they got to the trigger end and breach they had some cool ideas Rick had a radical idea of a breach end angled like harry potters ford anglia 105e rear window, but it went down like a lead bloon with the rest of the team who were rapidly loosing concentration as they embarked on the 3rd crate the shapely airsporter breach and trigger guard was seen as a cop out by Alf as chief draftsman he would sort it out and as he finnished the 3rd crate he passed out the rest had long expired .
5Pm came and went the cleaners turned up they found the design team leggless in Room 14B . mrs Mavis ropper from west bromwich looked at the scetch and has she and her cleaner mate polished off the rest of the pillsner she doodled the breach end profile on Alfs sketch.
7 AM mark from hales owen shows up to stoke his boiler and he found the team slumbering, he shook rick who woke up the rest of the team who were hung over . knowing the bosses would be here by 830 am alf was relieved to see he had completed the styling exercise before he passed out .
So looking dishevelled tired and unshaven " Yes even Rita her last job was as a bearded lady at billy smarts circus".
They booked the night as overtime and presented the drawing. There is the Story of the Pro sport born out of robing the tasty bits off the old airsporter and hollsten pills and mavis ropers sketching skills.
Its a funny old world int it? LOL!
only second to a TX200
