Best/Funniest Insult!

[Bighit]

Away and take yer face for a
Oi lavvy heid your getting it.
Bolt ya rocket or nugget .
Did ye Aye ?
awa' an' dinna talk pish
Away and boil yer heid
Mon then ya dobber .

 

[guzzicat]

Him, can I smell your fanny? Her NO!!!, him, sorry, it must be your feet.

 

[Eeyore]

"You make two short planks look like Einstein !"

 

[Steve sxs 1;]

She'd frighten a police horse

That's Her in the Johnny Walker Add

 

[slim63]

Don't you have windows to lick ?

 

[guzzicat]

May the ghost of Mary Malone & her 9 blind illigitimate children chase you that far over the hills of hell that the good lord can't find you with a telescope.

 

[plinker pete]

got a face like a smashed crab

 

[Keith 66]

Arabic has some splendid insults, "Elif air ab tizzak" for instance, literally "A thousand dicks in your ass".

 

[confidis]

table titless about his new squeeze, then "she changes her knickers twice a day" me Aye I once knew a girl with double incontinence too.

Edited to lower the tone