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Lynx lower body spray.

Apparently it offers 72 hour freshness. How impressed do they think women are by a bloke who hasn't washed his tackle for three days? Homer face palm

Perhaps on a more serious note, since this stuff will primarily be adopted by young men, you can guarantee medical bodies will be watching for a rise in cancers in that area over the coming years. Smells more like a research program than a hygiene one.
 
did you ever think you would see an advert of a man sniffing another mans wedding vegetables, I certainly didnt. ...any chap sniffing mine would get a knee to the nose.
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Soap sales must be falling, what else can they invent. Most of the new so called perfumes/aftershaves smell like public toilet air fresheners.
When I was on the motorbike I often had to get past cars that stank of air freshener. What must these people’s homes smell like 🤮. Just wash and open windows, used to work well.
I just bought a PRS Magpul butt pad, and the box and it’s contents stank something like a public toilet, I thought whoever packed this can’t afford any decent smelling aftershave/ perfume, then throwing the packing away I found a PRS air freshener in the box. I pulled it out and dropped it in the garage, took me two days to find it again, by which time I could hardly get in the garage without a stiff wind blowing. I think PRS need a new sales person before they lose customers 😵‍💫 The dustman stepped back when he opened the rubbish bin lid 🤣
 
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I'm trying to put myself in the place of the advertising agency manager on whose desk the brief for this ad campaign landed, and wondering how hard they had to stifle their laughter in meetings about it ? 😆
 
Many years ago, one of my mates decided to make his nether regions smell nicer as he had a "hot date" lined up - teenage optimism over-rode caution - he "Splashed it on all over" as suggested by Henry Cooper and Barry Sheene.

He certainly had a "hot" experience but it was in the bathroom before he left home - cue frantic washing and application of cold water to the affected area!

Surely basic hygiene and clean clothes should meet all likely sensible needs for avoiding unpleasant odours?

Lasts 72 hours?
Who goes 3 days without a shower and / or bath in 2025?
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Always spray the gonads after a shower... armpit, armpit, gonads.

Main areas that perspire during the working day. 🤷🏼‍♂️
 
It's become a more common enterprise recently. The marketing men are creating additional products for which we didn't know we needed. A good example is the new stuff we are told we all need to improve the odour of our clothes when tumble dried. For years most people have been using washing powder or liquid in conjunction with a scented softener. Evidently we now need to add another (more expensive) ingredient to the tumble dryer to improve further our already clean, scented clothes. I personally read that as the marketing people saying you need this stuff as our products used without it are total rubbish. Sod it, I'll just stick with Lidl washing liquid and softener as I can't find fault with it as I did with Tesco own brand crap. The other thing is do I really want to be out and about smelling like a brothel (just guessing :) ).
 
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