Double entendre - Saucy shooting phrases!

[Si Titor]

That Rabbit is still shaking

 

[Wing Commander]

I need a longer whip.

 

[kidunknown]

Just of to the range to crack a few shots off

 

[That hurts]

Is that a tin of JSB in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me ?

 

[That hurts]

How many pumps until it's full up ?

 

[uncle bulgaria]

Third page and I've seen no mention of: fill probes, receivers, buttons or servicing

 

[Makarova]

Lubing your ring….i mean o-ring fnar fnar lol

 

[subzeer0]

make sure your filling probe is lubricated before inserting

 

[joe average]

I like to use the whip

 

[Bam]

If you've got a leak put a balloon over the end of your barrel

 

[karl66]

At last week's meet we gave them Northern Monkeys a good spanking

Oi... you've had to many goes .

 

[karl66]

' be careful not to shoot to close to that pussy'.

 

[Horiontal Jogger]

Is there a better feeling than slipping your weapon into it's sleeve?

 

[nobby]

And to think I always imagined, that double entendre was French for deaf in both ears.

 

[Wing Commander]

Wrap your fingers around it and grip it firmly.

Referring of course to the pistol grip.

 

[Jimmypie]

Grease your piston

Oiling your wood

Pull it till it clicks

Barrel droop

Dirty breech

Rusty tube

Scratched my butt

You need a bigger butt pad

Put the probe in and Pump

Split oring

Adjust the bell end till you can see properly

Turn the knobs

The ring is too tight on the tube

 

[Campervan]

FCUK IT, MISSED!

 

[Gym.Hodgson]

Can’t beat a Slash in the woods…

 

[jason72]

With that head size im not sure it'll fit

 

[Makarova]

The missus tried the cocking action but said it was too stiff