CAPTION TIME..

[Jay.T]

Fresh off his eye test, fred & his pet parrot do some plinking on the farm..

 

[bflat7]

Up before the beak!

 

[Titanist]

Armed robbery with a twist, man has gold cuff links stolen while out shooting

 

[Cinimod]

If Fred fired then his pet Pica Pica was looking at a slightly annus horibilis moment ……..dom

 

[rocketdogbert]

**** ***

Or

‘Cough

 

[Jackroadkill]

You're lucky we're in Wales, you little piebald sod.

 

[Pegasus]

One for Sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three fo...........

 

[2506sendero]

This is going to really ruffle your feathers.

 

[That hurts]

So which GL are you gonna be following today ?

 

[Metanurb]

Wait until you see the whites of their eyes they said.

 

[OldStock]

Choke on this is the size of a magpies a-hole.

 

[Chris jr]

If Fred fired then his pet Pica Pica was looking at a slightly annus horibilis moment ……..dom

Great you used 'Pica Pica'. Over the years I've taken the time to learn the scientific names of many birds. Probably linked to the fact I was a gardener, then nursery worker many years ago.

 

[Chorleyboy]

Is that mounted on one of those new
"Pica Picatinny rails"?
Rick

 

[Cinimod]

Great you used 'Pica Pica'. Over the years I've taken the time to learn the scientific names of many birds. Probably linked to the fact I was a gardener, then nursery worker many years ago.

It’s just one of those Latin names that has stuck in my head and very apt as pica pica means eat anything, I do it more with trees as I did forestry in my younger days……dom

 

[CDD]

Cover your bead with the bird. Or was that the other way around?

 

[CDD]

Next, I hop down the barrel and peck his eyes out

 

[Bighit]

One of the new Blue Tit rounds coming out of this Spitfire barrel.

 

[Muddy]

The much anticipated 'Magpie' three-in-one chronograph, flash suppressor and day/night foresight entered the market in late April, 1898. Following immediate and extensive negative feedback on its design flaws, safety, and poor M.O.Y. (minute of yard) accuracy, it was removed from sale by mid-May of the same year. The designers were obliged to return to the drawing board and the following year released the first Hawk W.T.F. with illuminated retinae.

 

[Hollowlegs]

Fresh off his eye test, fred & his pet parrot do some plinking on the farm..
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Is that big or just very close

 

[Dodgyeye]

'Magpie neutering program'