Mark Lamont
Busy member
Had a knock at the door today by 2 uniformed police officers. They asked to speak to the wife, which I duly invited them in to do so. She went white as a sheet as she immediately thought somebody was dead. Thankfully not the case.
They informed us that they had received “intelligence” that we had firearms on the property beneath our bed. The Mrs immediately changed a shade of white to red. Informed the officers we did indeed have air rifles onsite, and all were perfectly UK legal sub 12ft/lb rifles & sub 6ft/lb pistols.
The intelligence came from a report from a medequip technician who came to our house 5th January to survey areas for recommendations for assisted living items for the Mrs. Apparently the word air rifle stored under the bed in hard cases means firearms and makes us a concern to the wider public according to medequip “firearms expert technicians”. Formal complaint lodged already and request for data with them as to how they’ve escalated that to A&S. If there is a legal escalation with medequip after the compliant process is satisfied I will be doing so!
We showed the officers the items and then we got the phrase, we don’t know what we are looking at. At this point I offered to call A&S firearms team, NSRA legal and technical team, BASC legal division, and any of the 3 HOA approved ranges myself and my family are all members off. I even showed the chrono history for each rifle and pistol. They didn’t know what a chronograph was.
They then suggested they’d leave us in peace and call for further advice. 3 hours later after camping out on our driveway (much to the neighbours amusement) 2 firearms officers turned up. They had travelled from Mindhead to Portishead… that’s some distance!
The now 4 police officers were welcomed back in to our house and presented with the cased air rifles/pistols and shown the chronograph results for each. The fella from them joked I had them packaged better than they store their own firearms, and when seeing the target cards also suggested the Mrs shoots better than them… I didn’t want to point out that was my daughters card and made no further comment.
Firearms team left a little annoyed the local team had called them to this enquiry. I was beyond pissed they’d dragged this out for 3 hours of my day and wasted every bodies time.
The icing on the cake, after the firearms team left… we suggested that the local officers don’t waste their time and perhaps they’d like to deal with the 2 untaxed cars and 1 uninsured car (all on a public road, not a driveway) all belonging to the same house opposite and being used daily for school runs. We were then informed that unless the car being uninsured was captured whilst driving there is nothing they can do. The untaxed vehicles had to be untaxed for 6+ months for them to take any action. I offered video for each car being driven since October 2025, they declined to accept my evidence… Jesus Christ.
So the simple statement that we had “firearms” under our bed warranted 2 police and 2 firearms team to attend and sit outside our house for 3+ hours. But when you show 3 illegal vehicles infront of their own eyes… bugger all they can do. The irony of this was not lost on them or us. This is surely all a joke.
They informed us that they had received “intelligence” that we had firearms on the property beneath our bed. The Mrs immediately changed a shade of white to red. Informed the officers we did indeed have air rifles onsite, and all were perfectly UK legal sub 12ft/lb rifles & sub 6ft/lb pistols.
The intelligence came from a report from a medequip technician who came to our house 5th January to survey areas for recommendations for assisted living items for the Mrs. Apparently the word air rifle stored under the bed in hard cases means firearms and makes us a concern to the wider public according to medequip “firearms expert technicians”. Formal complaint lodged already and request for data with them as to how they’ve escalated that to A&S. If there is a legal escalation with medequip after the compliant process is satisfied I will be doing so!
We showed the officers the items and then we got the phrase, we don’t know what we are looking at. At this point I offered to call A&S firearms team, NSRA legal and technical team, BASC legal division, and any of the 3 HOA approved ranges myself and my family are all members off. I even showed the chrono history for each rifle and pistol. They didn’t know what a chronograph was.
They then suggested they’d leave us in peace and call for further advice. 3 hours later after camping out on our driveway (much to the neighbours amusement) 2 firearms officers turned up. They had travelled from Mindhead to Portishead… that’s some distance!
The now 4 police officers were welcomed back in to our house and presented with the cased air rifles/pistols and shown the chronograph results for each. The fella from them joked I had them packaged better than they store their own firearms, and when seeing the target cards also suggested the Mrs shoots better than them… I didn’t want to point out that was my daughters card and made no further comment.
Firearms team left a little annoyed the local team had called them to this enquiry. I was beyond pissed they’d dragged this out for 3 hours of my day and wasted every bodies time.
The icing on the cake, after the firearms team left… we suggested that the local officers don’t waste their time and perhaps they’d like to deal with the 2 untaxed cars and 1 uninsured car (all on a public road, not a driveway) all belonging to the same house opposite and being used daily for school runs. We were then informed that unless the car being uninsured was captured whilst driving there is nothing they can do. The untaxed vehicles had to be untaxed for 6+ months for them to take any action. I offered video for each car being driven since October 2025, they declined to accept my evidence… Jesus Christ.
So the simple statement that we had “firearms” under our bed warranted 2 police and 2 firearms team to attend and sit outside our house for 3+ hours. But when you show 3 illegal vehicles infront of their own eyes… bugger all they can do. The irony of this was not lost on them or us. This is surely all a joke.