Another bobby is writing but very poorly. deadloss dick returns.

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Once upon time in the old west there was a ranch nestled into the base of a tiny valley, Not a big valley ! Not a small valley either.Our hero the rancher was known to have a small holding.
The deer and antilope played while the buffalo roamed .Well not strictly true, They were Bison.It is USA we are talking about not africa.
The day is now a memory forever etched into our hero Richard the ranchers tortured brain. It was a lazy Sunday morning, Might have been monday . and Richard the rancher known by the locals in town as a Dick was watering the herd in the stream near the ranch.
Dick heard the sound of gunfire echo around the tiny valley. Cattle rustlers he thought,They must be cattle rustlers after the herd. Stramge as Dicks heard consisted of 3 sheep a goat and 4 ducks. Dick hadnt quite got the hang of this ranching lark.

Scene two
Dick is knelt in front of freshly dug graves weeping. Bad guys had been to the homestead and Killed his Mother, Might have been his wife or even his Brother. Could even have been his sister.They had killed somebody for sure and even kicked his dog.With tears rolling down his sun tanned weathered face he cried out in pain.. why why why did you kick my dog !.
Dick loved that dog.He purchased it from the Russel family on a visit to town. not your usual cattle dog,It stood about 9 inches to the shoulder and was white in color with brown patches, short bowed legs and a docked tail .Dick had searched high and low but Jack the little cattle dog was no where to be seen.
It was on this day that mild mannered dick morphed into our valiant hero. After searching through the charred remains of his tiny cabin ( yep the bad guys had torched his tiny homestead ).Dick couldnt be sure of this as he cant remember turning the gas stove off when he left this morning.Anywas the sodding house was ashes and revenge was on his mind. After searching through the charred remains Our valiant hero finally found his 74 shot revolver.74 Shot i here you say.Not uncommon in these parts. John wayne and jimmy stewart carried the identical revolver.Must have been at least 74 shot as they managed to kill copious amounts of bad guys without reloading.
After strapping on his trusty revolver Dick whistled for his sturdy Stead Ralph. Luckily Ralph the Donkey was not in the coral when the bad guys struck and that was OK with Dick.
Dick and Ralph depart on the journey for revenge and western justice.

to be contimued if i can bother haha.
 
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