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Tinbum

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... just so I feel like a giant!

My flight is delayed and I am bored!
Toilet etiquette: Go to the gents. There are three stalls and someone is using the right hand one.
It is NEVER right to cosy up to him in the central position right? Even if the far left is so low to the ground I could wash my shoes in it?🤨

The flight has been delayed by 5 hours, we got vouchers.
I spaffed mine on wine!
 
Tinbum said:
... just so I feel like a giant!

My flight is delayed and I am bored!
Toilet etiquette: Go to the gents. There are three stalls and someone is using the right hand one.
It is NEVER right to cosy up to him in the central position right? Even if the far left is so low to the ground I could wash my shoes in it?🤨

The flight has been delayed by 5 hours, we got vouchers.
I spaffed mine on wine!
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I always use the low one as the porcelain on the higher ones can sometimes be cold…….😂
 
Just how bad is your affliction ?

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Pumped straight back to the bar for the next unsuspecting customer 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
Many years ago when my little brother was 5-ish, we drove to Glasgow from Sussex.
Stopped at a service station about Birmingham, I think.
After a while we regroup back at the car apart from little bruv.
I am dispatched to locate said bruv.
Found him, trousers down, having a dump in the kids urinal.
He will be 53 this June.
 
We expect that from Essex but Sussex, come on, your better than that ! 🤭
 
Did anyone see the clip of Michael Caine I am sure- in a talk show, he met John Wayne and he said to Caine, dont wear suede shoes in the loo, in case someone pees on them.. I misremembered the quote and thought that Wayne actually peed on his shoes, but it was general advice.


 
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Tinbum said:
... just so I feel like a giant!

My flight is delayed and I am bored!
Toilet etiquette: Go to the gents. There are three stalls and someone is using the right hand one.
It is NEVER right to cosy up to him in the central position right? Even if the far left is so low to the ground I could wash my shoes in it?🤨

The flight has been delayed by 5 hours, we got vouchers.
I spaffed mine on wine!
Click to expand...
Best thing to do with vouchers 🤣
 
Tinbum said:
... just so I feel like a giant!

My flight is delayed and I am bored!
Toilet etiquette: Go to the gents. There are three stalls and someone is using the right hand one.
It is NEVER right to cosy up to him in the central position right? Even if the far left is so low to the ground I could wash my shoes in it?🤨

The flight has been delayed by 5 hours, we got vouchers.
I spaffed mine on wine!
Click to expand...
Its ok as long as no child is using it at the time.
 
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