Sometimes I use the children's urinal....

[Tinbum]

... just so I feel like a giant!

My flight is delayed and I am bored!
Toilet etiquette: Go to the gents. There are three stalls and someone is using the right hand one.
It is NEVER right to cosy up to him in the central position right? Even if the far left is so low to the ground I could wash my shoes in it?

The flight has been delayed by 5 hours, we got vouchers.
I spaffed mine on wine!

 

[Readie]

... just so I feel like a giant!

My flight is delayed and I am bored!
Toilet etiquette: Go to the gents. There are three stalls and someone is using the right hand one.
It is NEVER right to cosy up to him in the central position right? Even if the far left is so low to the ground I could wash my shoes in it?

The flight has been delayed by 5 hours, we got vouchers.
I spaffed mine on wine!

I always use the low one as the porcelain on the higher ones can sometimes be cold…….

 

[John56]

Reminded me of this:

 

[Whinger]

Drink enough wine, pee anywhere. Argue about it later.
Top tip from an expert!

 

[Titanist]

Just how bad is your affliction ?

 

[SNCO]

Just don't contaminate the beer!

 

[Titanist]

Pumped straight back to the bar for the next unsuspecting customer

 

[SNCO]

Pumped straight back to the bar for the next unsuspecting customer

Just make sure you make it clear you want a pint of pilsner as you now know how they make pisner!

 

[Ade McC]

Aim low in life and you won't be disappointed

 

[Titanist]

He who aims low in life must get used to wearing wet socks !

 

[Gummage]

Aim too high....you get it in the eye.

 

[NEIL MCMLX]

As Lister said in Red Dwarf, it's like golf, get the right grip, keep your eye on the ball and try not to veer to the side!

 

[LewesNick]

Many years ago when my little brother was 5-ish, we drove to Glasgow from Sussex.
Stopped at a service station about Birmingham, I think.
After a while we regroup back at the car apart from little bruv.
I am dispatched to locate said bruv.
Found him, trousers down, having a dump in the kids urinal.
He will be 53 this June.

 

[Titanist]

We expect that from Essex but Sussex, come on, your better than that !

 

[Si Titor]

Uncle Buck toilet scene

 

[Tinbum]

Vino
Vermini
Vomitii

When in Rome and all that....
Update: Vatican packed, Christian Dior shop will be avoided in the future, restaurant toilets passable

 

[Manley JP]

Did anyone see the clip of Michael Caine I am sure- in a talk show, he met John Wayne and he said to Caine, dont wear suede shoes in the loo, in case someone pees on them.. I misremembered the quote and thought that Wayne actually peed on his shoes, but it was general advice.

 

[Mark II]

... just so I feel like a giant!

My flight is delayed and I am bored!
Toilet etiquette: Go to the gents. There are three stalls and someone is using the right hand one.
It is NEVER right to cosy up to him in the central position right? Even if the far left is so low to the ground I could wash my shoes in it?

The flight has been delayed by 5 hours, we got vouchers.
I spaffed mine on wine!

Best thing to do with vouchers

 

[Buglecall]

... just so I feel like a giant!

My flight is delayed and I am bored!
Toilet etiquette: Go to the gents. There are three stalls and someone is using the right hand one.
It is NEVER right to cosy up to him in the central position right? Even if the far left is so low to the ground I could wash my shoes in it?

The flight has been delayed by 5 hours, we got vouchers.
I spaffed mine on wine!

Its ok as long as no child is using it at the time.

 

[Thameside]

Watch to the end,(sorry for swearing words) Age restriction just click on YouTube link