You know you're getting old when...............

[joe average]

You know you’re getting old when….. sorry what was the question again

 

[Dioclese]

When you balls hit the toilet water...

…adjust your ballcock

 

[Dioclese]

You know you are getting old when you hear Waynetta talking to her mate Chardonnay outside Ladbrookes:

“Ere’ Chard, i’m really worried about little Romeo, a’ fink e’ might be on the spectrum…”

and you wonder if he is playing Attic-Attack or Jet Set Willy

 

[Baz1020]

You know when you are getting old when you cough and shit ya self

 

[Whitevanman]

When Pcp's get little use or interest anymore
compared to the springers.

 

[ChrisHobbs]

An eye opener for me was when I saw some pictures my wife had taken at a family wedding, when she was stood behind me, and I suddenly discovered that my forehead now reaches the back of my neck!

 

[2506sendero]

 

[mjr1983]

I knew when my best days were behind me when I first realised that I couldn't get up properly after shooting for a while from the prone position on the grass while waiting for bugsy to appear

 

[Dan giliballs]

I knew when my best days were behind me when I first realised that I couldn't get up properly after shooting for a while from the prone position on the grass while waiting for bugsy to appear

Glad it’s not just me, Pain killers are now part of my shooting essentials, it aches like a Bas%$£d!!!

 

[2506sendero]

I have now got to the age where i refuse to use public transport just in case someone younger offers me their seat - i think that this must surely spell the end

 

[Flinty]

I knew when my best days were behind me when I first realised that I couldn't get up properly after shooting for a while from the prone position on the grass while waiting for bugsy to appear

Rock on, my friend, when you get to the point you can only get down is by falling over it's time to start bench resting, I speak from experience

 

[Campervan]

If Mother nature was so good, your arms would get longer with age

 

[ChrisHobbs]

If Mother nature was so good, your arms would get longer with age

Mother Nature was pissed on sherry at the time, and managed to confuse arms with ball sack