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Sh!tboxes/bangers for first cars…

Citroen Relay 2002 (same as the one in the photo) but mine had one door kept shut with parcel tape. but it did have a side exit exhaust so it was basically a dodge viper 😂 that was my first ever car!
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It even had a clip board built into the dash!
 
I must be a sucker for punishment.
I've never owned a none British built car.
I've had Talbot, Triumph, Austin, MG and Rover cars.
Currently driving my third MG ZT (Rover 75) and will probably replace it with the same again if I ever get round to it🤣
 
My first car was an Austin Seven (early mini) bought in 1974
2nd 850 Mini (I put a Clubman fibreglass front on it 🤦‍♂️)
3rd 1275 GT (🥰😍🥰)
4th Ford Cortina MK3 (hated it 😖)
5th Mini Special (import)
Too many to mention since then but currently a KIA Sportage.
 
Austin 1100 ,in a very catching two tone paint job ,rust and red . I can still fondly remember the electric shocks the ******* thing gave me everyone I touched it .
Along with the still to this day the bad back I got trying to do things on the back seat with Sheila Taylor from up the road . Oh happy days 😄😄😄
 
if anyone is looking for cheap motoring have a look at those Peugeot 107 , citroen c1 , Toyota aygo's japanese engine £38 for a service kit , £20 for a tyre , £20 a year road tax 66mpg about £40 to fill the tank & the lowest insurance band can be picked up for less then £1000 👍
I drove a C1,,,once.
Never again.
The gearbox was a hateful device that was operated mostly by me swearing at it and it felt like I was traveling around in a yoghurt pot.
And that's coming from someone who owns classics.
Don't know if it was just a bad one.
 
Mini clubman estate for my first car (N reg) £500 9 years old
Followed by a tidier Mini 1000 (L reg) £600 11 years old
Then bought a Triumph Dolomite £800 8 years old, followed by a Mini 1275 gt for a grand

The clubman estate had a twisted rear subframe, which got renewed
The mini 100 was good and just got sold on
The Dolomite blew its lump
The 1275gt needed and engine transplant

All went downhill after that

I'd like to see anyone find a 8 year old car for 800 quid now
 
Landis Fulvia 1.3 in 1987. Cost me £300 and I was smitten as soon as I sat inside and saw the instruments and steering wheel.

“Restored” it in a cold damp garage in the depth of winter and to my eyes it was very passable.

I did many miles in that car and loved it. Leant it to a friend of a friend who was interested in buying it, but he did something to the electrics that meant it wouldn’t start and his mum ended up scrapping it as it was taking up space on the drive.

LEW 871P
 
My first car was an act of desperation in an attempt NOT to be given an old allegro that my mum had.
£75 worth of Talbot Horizon
An unbelievably clattery engine, but they all had that.
It had the old Simca engine if anyone remembers those.
Sounded like a cement mixer full of spanners.
It was a 1.5 and those were quite rare. So when the gearbox failed a previous owner had fitted the only one he could find which was from a 1.3, he made it fit somehow.
As a result it accelerated like a stabbed rat but ran out of revs at about 65 mph, and reverse didn't work.
So you either had to find an uphill sloping parking space or stick your leg out and push it backwards.🤣
That thing certainly gave me an intensive lesson in DIY car repairs
My wife had a Talbot Horizon we called it nail car because as you said the engine rattle was so bad, it had a pop up sunroof and ever time we hit a big bump my head would him hit the sunroof surround trim.
 
My first car was bought in 1975. It was a 1965 Ford Corsair (only a basic 1500 cc). Would have loved a 2000E, Had that a while then got a super luxury 1965 Mk3 Zodiac. I loved that car but sadly exchanged it to a much later (1969) Mk2 Cortina 1600.
The Cortina was like a police magnet. They were forever pulling me for routine checks because they were such easy targets for car thieves ,
 
Escort MK2 for me in about 1988, cost £250, I loved that car & wish I still had it now.
 
Whiiiiiine,,,harrumph,,,,whiiiiiine,,,, harrumph 🤣
Anyone over a certain age can identify a Moggy accelerating while blindfolded.
The weird trombone parp noise they make when you change gear😁
They stopped making those the year I was born but there were still loads on the road as I was growing up.
You can make them backfire to order, boot it hard in second or third gear then lift off the throttle completely, Hnnnning hing hing BANG!
I moved a lathe in it once had to take the passenger seat out & the bed went from the footwell to the back door on the off side.
I had to be rather careful to brake early with that lot on board!
 
Another first car was for a lad at the club who was given an Orange Morris Shital by his grandad. I bought it a couple of years later after my moggy van coughed its last. The shital was a pretty horrible car but went exceedingly well for a 1275cc engine, Driving at night was exciting as you had to hold the headlight switch down with a left finger for the lights to work. Of course if you went to change gear the lights went out!
It had a tendency to wander at speed & on having a look i found that the rear axle radius arm mountings had broken away from the axle casing, someone had simply lashed them back to the axle with webbing camping straps. Amazingly it had passed an mot like that!
It lasted me a year before its clutch went the day before the tax & mot ran out. I sold it to a lad in the next unit who had a morris ital van with a blown engine. Couple of weeks later he came into my workshop "You know that 1275 engine i had of you, Actually its an 1800!"
It seems that Grandad had swopped engines but forgot to get the logbook altered by the Dvla.
It was fun while it lasted.
 
My first car aged 17 in 1982 was a blue Allegro, the gear box fell out (down dragging on the road) going round a roundabout. Fixable though and as my first car I loved it. After that I had a 1.6 Cortina, a 2.3 Ghia Cortina and a 2.0 GL Cortina which was the best of them. Loved a Cortina back in the day.
 
Had bikes until I was 23, then had a knackered 1300 Astra, drove it three times then scrapped it. Next up was a Volvo (Daf?) 140 - called it "life in the freezer" as the heater never worked and the light came on when you opened the door...........scrapped that too. Then a 1.4i Orion Ghia, loved it but that too was rotten. Went back to bikes and never looked back really. Wife now has a Seat Ateca, lovely that is.
 
Hillman Imp 'Californian

Cost a fiver, but I found 50p in change under the seat, so £4.50p...

Overheated, so we drove from Bristol to Cornwall with the heater full on

In August...
I too had an Imp as my first car, I was 17 years old in 1976 and was fed up borrowing my mums Mk2 Cortina so in 1978 I bought an Imp van from my (at the time) boss’s neighbour, he had bought from my boss previously, my boss had put side windows in the back of it and had also had the cylinder head skimmed and rebuilt with a paper gasket, he also had twin 40 Dellorto carburettors put on it and a sorted exhaust. Unfortunately when I got it the carbs and exhaust had been replaced with standard kit, the clutch was on the way out and the head gasket had blown but still it got us to all sorts of places. It used to go through the rubber drive donuts like they were going out of fashion. I had to scrap it in the end and bought a Mk2 Cortina 1300 deluxe in Lagoon Blue on an “H” plate, now I have a Mercedes-Benz C class 😎
 
First car was a well used 998cc Morris Minor in 1969. Rattled up the miles in it from North Norfolk to Enfield on a weekly basis plus other Daily runs. All well till smoke started from exhaust, Used almost 2 gallons of oil to get me home with a smoke screen behind me . Engine replaced with a larger unit think 1098 gold seal from a write off. Breaking down was never on my mind. Rust in the floor pan was the end of it, Replaced with a Wolseley 1500 that had been repaired by local garage - Felt like a super car after the Moggy.
 
My first car was a mk2 Vauxhall Cavalier in 1988. Ran this for a couple of years then brought an Opel Manta. I loved this car and still have fond memories of this.😁
Although around the same time I brought a series 2a Land Rover and a mk1 Escort Mexico, so had three cars on the road.😳 I still own these today.😁😁
When the Manta went, I purchased Mk3 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia. That was a lovely car to drive for which I kept for a few years. Followed by a BMW 735i.. After this many Range Rovers, before going Japanese with Nissan Pathfinders.
Also in my collection is a Rover TP Vitesse.


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My first car was a mk2 Vauxhall Cavalier in 1988. Ran this for a couple of years then brought an Opel Manta. I loved this car and still have fond memories of this.😁
Although around the same time I brought a series 2a Land Rover and a mk1 Escort Mexico, so had three cars on the road.😳 I still own these today.😁😁
When the Manta went, I purchased Mk3 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia. That was a lovely car to drive for which I kept for a few years. Followed by a BMW 735i.. After this many Range Rovers, before going Japanese with Nissan Pathfinders.
Also in my collection is a Rover TP Vitesse.


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That Granada was the same version I had as a company car,probably the nicest car I have ever driven,was a real mile muncher,but the traffic was less in those days, Love the Rover as well,👍👍
 
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