I had a tickly throat yesterday which turned into a sore throat by 2.00am. It has now turned into sneezing, coughing and a runny nose.
Remember, if you suspect man flu, you must urgently visit your nearest shop and buy a bottle of something with at least 40% alcohol by volume. Avoid contact with other men, unless it’s in the pub, and you should certainly not undertake any household tasks like washing the dishes, no matter how much you want to help out.
Gents, be careful out there. I’ve heard rumours that this year’s variant is one of the most deadly yet.

Remember, if you suspect man flu, you must urgently visit your nearest shop and buy a bottle of something with at least 40% alcohol by volume. Avoid contact with other men, unless it’s in the pub, and you should certainly not undertake any household tasks like washing the dishes, no matter how much you want to help out.
Gents, be careful out there. I’ve heard rumours that this year’s variant is one of the most deadly yet.
