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Greetings from the people's Republic of can't be arsed . Thursday is back to get us scheming about the weekend. Enjoy today, smile shoot empty cans and remember

Eh up fellow flingers of stuff that needs flunging. Hope you're ok and your day is looking good 😎. Remember whatever happens today it's history tomorrow 😊

Greetings one and all happy Monday if such a thing exists. Have a great day aim true ,keep smiling 😃

Morning fella flingers of stuff that needs flinging. Friday is here 🥳,so shoot something, have a chippy tea and enjoy the sunshine 🌞

Allo allo sun's shining birds are singing. Looking good here so far . Let's go and attack some paper with little lumpy things.

Weather is pooh ,football isn't coming home, summer has died . Sod it get the Christmas tree up ,have a great day wherever your swimming 🏊‍♀️ 😀

Morning all another week begins, but does it 🤔.It's OK I checked yes Mundayz are cancelled 😊. Roll over sleep till dinner and when you wake itl be Friday enjoy.

Morning everyone, sun shining dog snoring 😴. Fridge filled for tonight's little game. Bring it home lads despite whatever the referee comes up with. Whatever your doing have a great day

Morning all a very soggy night on the invisible foxes but hospital beckons. The joys of old age and rickets 🤣. 3 monthly scan for my eyes 👀, monitoring for cataracts. Stable so far allegedly, have a great weekend 😀

Morning everyone involved in redistribution of lead. 2 days to shoot something, buy beer ,nuts, crisps and chocolate 🍫. I believe there's a small Sunday league game on this weekend. Whatever you do have a good one

Morning fellow lead lobbers, go on fess up how many phoned in sick after the game 🤔🤣. Found any paracetamol yet ,have a great day wellies at the ready.

Welcome back to rainsville another soggy doggy 🐕 day.Still the garden needs it allegedly, we don't. Enjoy whatever the day brings ,if it's money mines a pint 😎

Greetings and hello again, beautiful day 🌞. Whatever you do today keep smiling, your not pregnant and you woke up .....result.

Sunday is here ,England won 🏆, the sun is shining. Tonight the farm calls me to investigate critters . Have a great day everyone 😀

Allo allo everybody Saturday sunshine 🌞 and trepidation. Will Englandshire win 🏆, is the cider cold enough 🤔. And should it be burgers or Pizza 🍕 🤔. Such important decisions 😴😴😴😴😴

Morning all ,hope the day goes well after all it's Friday. New grubament today possibly, who knows . Just remember 1 fing

Eh up fellow lead flingers a beautiful day enjoy Remember tis nearly Friday, u must plan scheme and ensure shooting occurs. The wife has plans but there not on my to do list 🫣

Hngd enjoy

The manifesto claim is if we pay " full" cost the savings will allow the police to free up funds . Those funds will be used to stop knife crime 😳. Not a chance, first of all liebour hate stop n search so teens will carry knives and keep stabbing for nefarious reasons. And any funds freed up...

We all gotta learn ,when I did my express, I left a spring out 🫣. Luckily enough it was still in my magnetic tray a quick swearing session and harmony was restored 👌