Its a zombie apocalypse - which gun/s do you grab?

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Anyway here's the scenario. You're making a cup of tea when news comes on the radio that zombies are coming (because of course they are).
You look out of the window and hundreds of them are on the way.
What airgun do you grab? Do you go for the most power, the most accuracy, best rate of fire, largest magazine or just the heaviest thing so that when you run out you can use it to throw at them?
Remember zombies are already rotting so they will go down with a single pellet to the head.
 
Seem to remember a thread about this somewhere before and got quite serious, I would go gift a Ruger 10/22, light, pointable, semi auto and 200 rounds of 22 ammunition would be easy to get hold of and carry around. 😂
 
Easy peasy...

First I'm going to get to my nearest military airfield, commandeer a Chinook, fly to the US, land in the carpark of the nearest gun superstore, break in, take everything, load up the choppa, find somewhere to refuel, stop off for a spot of lunch somewhere, find a nice ranch, offload my munitions, find the nearest supermarket, break in, take everything, load up the choppa, fly back to my ranch. Job done 🤔🤔🤔
 
I wouldn't go for an air rifle to start with, I'd go for the most commonly available ammo so 12b or 22lr.
Then when that runs out I'd use an HW80, the Volvo of post apocalypse air rifles.

Personally, I wouldn't grab an airgun gun because there's hundreds of them.

I'd grab the post-apocalypse Volvo of Volvos and drive it through them and head for the hills.
 
Zombies again…so soon!!

Barrett .50 for me so I can keep them well back from the house!!
 

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240 Estate!

(y) :LOL: That's the bruiser I had in mind.

I'm pretty sure it was one of those that many years ago a mate's dad went in to buy new to replace his previous Volvo.

He was in his early 70s, IIRC, and the salesman apparently informed him, "This'll be the last car you ever need to buy, sir!" :ROFLMAO: My mate was absolutely howling when he told me.
 
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