Mortifying

I remember way back when I was a teenager and Madonna posed for playboy. Me and my mate obviously wanted to see

We were in the city centre newsagents on a Saturday at 2pm …(heaving) we saw the mag on the top shelf.. I reached up and grabbed it, flicked to the index and a woman bellowed put it back. So I did….. left it a few minutes .. pretending to be intrigued by knitting world in front of me.. my mate gave me the nudge so I reached up, grabbed it, flicked to the index, got the page number and started searching.. heart racing!!!
Next minute the woman, closer now screamed I said put it back. Everyone stopped to look at two spotty teenagers with a copy of playboy… my mate legged it.. I threw the mag back up , not sure what happened but the whole shelf collapsed and the entire collection of dirty mags fell to the floor… pages wide open!!
For a second I couldn’t register what had just happened, then decided to leg it, the woman grabbed my collar and told me infront of all the other shoppers to sort my mess!!
Red faced I was bent over staring at boobs and furry bits scattered across the floor. Everyone just stood in silence watching me fumble awkwardly closing the magazines and piling them up
Mortifying!!
I never went near the shop ever again - nor did I ever get to see Madonna either