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Is farting funny?

Is farting funny?

  • Yes, always

    Votes: 181 59.0%

  • Yes, but only sometimes

    Votes: 90 29.3%

  • No, it's just a normal function

    Votes: 19 6.2%

  • No and I hope the next time someone farts near me it ignites and they roast in their own flames

    Votes: 17 5.5%
  • Total voters
    307
Not funny.....unless you are half way up a loft ladder getting the suitcases and the wife is stood with her face
level with your exit tube....then it's funny.
 
Boron said:
I’m thinking your user name should be squeezin’kid. 🤔
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ah not squeezin', I'd had a rather spicy curry Friday night ( Madras x Carolina reaper) and it was taking gassy revenge..
As most nights the warehouse has been been 4-5 degrees I've been wearing lined trousers, toasty but not the most permeable to exhaust gasses. The effect was akin to lingering death..
So after sounding the Horn of Jerico a few times it was best to err on the side of caution.
 
Was it that thick you could cut it with a knife?
Or was it a case of so bad, you had to ask yourself to leave? 😂
 
It's a good job they used Moviprep or Picolax before the Colonoscopy, or they'd be needing new bed linen right about now. :)
 
I've had the Moviprep treatment.

I had a colonoscopy a few years ago.

Laying on a trolley in a cubicle, with other patients in cubicles either side, and all of us noisily expelling air, was hilarious. :ROFLMAO:

How doctors and nurses keep a straight face, I'll never know.
 
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